He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I skipped work to stalk him.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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