Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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