THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
handjob tips. give me some.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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