Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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