Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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