am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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