Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
