I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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