Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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