we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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