Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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