Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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