And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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