Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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