i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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