ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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