i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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