Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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