If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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