Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
