when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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