office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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