$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
