She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
