So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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