she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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