just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
