the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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