There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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