so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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