Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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