What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
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Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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