me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Can't talk, ducks in the car
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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