So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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