they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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