why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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