Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
