K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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