This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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