My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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