i think my tv is drunk
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize