I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
