Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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