Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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