this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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