Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Dignity is for republicans.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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