Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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