I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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