True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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