I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
