We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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