I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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